To be Smaginus is to be all things. It is the person, place or thing that describes what the person, place or thing is doing. It describes who, what, when, where and why all at the same time.
- Smaginus > Chuck Norris
- "This" "Is" SMAGINUS!"
- Jack Bauer's favorite color is Smaginus.
- At railroad crossings, trains stop for Smaginus.
- Chuck Norris doesn't use Viagra, he uses Smaginus.
- The Rock lays the Smaginus down on your candy ass.
- Violence is not the answer, Smaginus is.
- Ike slapped Tina around in a Smaginus fashion.
- Mr. T wears Smaginus pajamas, he pities the fool who doesn't.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Smaginus, of course.
- What would a Klondike bar do for Smaginus? Hehe, that's harder than the chicken one.
- Superman has two weaknesses, Smaginus and... I forget the other. Probably not important.
- Randy Couture wore Smaginus underwear 6 times, he won the UFC title 6 times. Coincidence? Think not.
- Stallone doesn't need HGH, he needs Smaginus. Rocky would have kicked Mason "the Line" Dixon's ass.
- If you drink Pop Rocks and Cola, Smaginus will rip out your insides and use your organs to make a change purse.